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"I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me"
Itzah C. Kret (via cheesekills)
“Who knows, maybe one day you’ll meet a girl whos just right for you”
“Maybe I’ve met her already”
Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother"
“There is a natural order to this world and those who upbend it do not fair well”
- Cloud Atlas"
Our lives are not our own, we are bound to others, past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.”
- Cloud Atlas"
Barney: “I thought love was just something that idiots felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that i could not break even if I wanted to. And believe me, there have been many times that I’ve wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her anymore than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly and irretrevably in love with her. More than she knows”
Robin: ” GOD DAMN IT PATRICE, NO ONE ASKED YOU HERE.”
Ted: “I’m sorry when I get excited I abbreviate words I shouldn’t”
Ted: You’re not… Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said “Hey, Moby” did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name’s Tony?
Not Moby: No.
Barney: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Barney what are you doing here…I can’t believe it’s really you…Come in, have a seat…You want some tea…I know the apartment’s small but I don’t need much space… let me show you some of my paintings…I think it’s some of my best work ever. JUST STOP IT! Lily, you have to come home. You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have something most people search their whole lives for and never find. I know you love him and if you knew what he was going through right now you wouldn’t be here for one more second. I bought you a ticket home. Marshall is one of the best people I know and it won’t be long until someone else realizes that and you will lose him forever. I can’t stand the thought of that happening and I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever. Never ever tell anyone I was here, I will deny it tooth and nail; this trip never happened. [Barney slams the door behind him, but opens it again]Hey, if you had three hours to kill before your flight, what would you do… Alcatraz or Fisherman’s Wharf?
Barney: Hey! I don’t remember you. I’ve spent the last two days trying to remember every girl that I’ve slept with and all of the horrible things that I have done to them- and I have done some horrible things. I mean, at one point I’m pretty sure I sold a woman. I didn’t speak the language, but I shook a guy’s hand, he gave me the keys to a Mercedes, and I left her there. I am the guy who keeps a scrapbook of all the women I have slept with, but I never thought I was the guy who would sleep with a girl and not even remember her. So, from the bottom of my heart, for whatever I did to you, I apologize.
Future Ted: From that moment I wasn’t angry anymore… Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone’s face, but there’s a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward. And that kids, was the perfect ending to a perfect love story. It just wasn’t mine. Mine was still out there, waiting for me
Ted: He may not fit society’s definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover from the disaster of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things and none of them. He is…The Naked Man.
Robin reflects on her 14th birthday gift, which turns out to be a long trek in the woods and she is being airdropped]
Robin: I wanna go home, daddy! Robin Sr: [points out woods] That direction is nothing but wolves. Forty kilometers that way is a mining town called Smithers. I’d rather take my chances with the wolves. [hands Robin a Swiss knife] I’ll see you in three days. Robin: But what am I supposed to eat? Robin Sr: You got a knife! The forest is full of animals, what do you want, a buffet? [drops off Robin] Robin: Papa!!!!! Robin Sr: Happy Birthday, son!!
Robin: As soon as we dock, I’m taking Kevin to the ER. God, I wish last night never happened. Barney: I don’t. Robin: What do you mean? Barney: What if this whole thing isn’t the whole story of how we made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships? What if it’s the story of how we got back together? Robin: Okay, I’m gonna ask you one last time: is this what you want? Barney: It’s what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did - on a boat? That is a terrible idea. Robin: Barney, we tried this, and we failed! Why try again? Barney: Because I haven’t stopped thinking about you and you haven’t stopped thinking about me. Robin: I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me? Barney: [long pause]I guess, because you’re as messed up as I am.
Barney and Robin :3